"Wendy's Audition Song"
from Episode 409 of "South Park"

Mrs. Landers was a health nut,
She cooked food in a wok.
Mr. Harris was her boyfriend,
And he had a great big...

"Cock-a-doodle-doodle!"
The rooster just won't quit.
And I don't want my breakfast,
Because it tastes like...

Shi-Tzus make good housepets.
They're cuddly and sweet.
Monkeys aren't good to have,
Because they beat their...

Meeting in the office,
A meeting in the hall.
The boss he wants to see you
So you can suck his...

Balzac was a writer.
He lived with Allen Funt.
Mrs. Roberts didn't like him,
But that's 'cause she's a...

Contaminated water
Can really make you sick.
Your bladder gets infected
And blood comes out your...

Dictate what I'm saying,
'Cause it will bring you luck.
And if you all don't like it,
I don't give a flying fuck.


  -- transcribed by Matt Heffernan